Robert Klein: Smooth Criminal

Monday, August 03, 2009 by Deborah Caulfield Rybak.

Here’s one for our “You never know who might be reading” file. In June’s issue, comedian Robert Klein pleaded guilty to a 30-year-old crime: He’d stolen a towel from the Holiday Inn during one of his tours. It wasn’t just an idle confession either; Klein’s people had actually checked with us beforehand to see if we saw any legal ramifications to him making such a statement. "Sure, go ahead," we said cavalierly. I mean, how long could the statute of limitations be on Grand Theft Towel?

Turns out, we weren’t the only ones reading his tale of towel kleptomania. I got an e-mail last week from Sarah-Ann Soffer, media relations manager for the Holiday Inn and Holiday Inn Express chains.

Far from wanting Klein’s address so she could sic the Towel Police on him, Soffer wanted his address for a different reason: “The brand team saw his article and wanted to send him a coffee table book we published a couple of years ago entitled: About the towels, we forgive you. Absorbing Tales of Borrowed Towels, as we wanted to absolve him of his towel crimes.” Who knew a hotel chain could be so compassionate (and funny . . .)?

No word yet from the Sheraton on the ashtray Klein also copped to filching in his story . . .

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